Say Bazonka everyday, thats what my grandma used to say, it keeps at bay the Asian flu' and your elbows free from glue. So say Bazonka everyday, thats what my Grandma used to say.

 Don't say it if your socks are dry! or if the Sun is in your eye!

 Never say it in the Dark (the word you see emits a spark).

 Only say it in the day (thats what my Grandma used to say).

 Young Tiny Tim took her advice he said it once he said it twice, he said it till the day he died,

 And even then he tried to say Bazonka everyday, just like my Grandma used to say.

Now folks around declare it's true that everynight at half past two if you'll stand upon your head and shout Bazonka! from your bed you'll hear the word as clear as day just like my Grandma used to say!